On The Interpretation Of Stuff And That

A brief foreword from Dr S. Frood’s latest psychology page turner…

“In the following pages, I shall demonstrate that there exists a psychological technique by which all kinds of shit may be interpreted and that upon the application of this method every kind of shit  will show itself to be a senseful psychological structure which may be introduced into an assignable place in the psychic activity of the waking state. I shall furthermore endeavour to explain the processes which give rise to the strangeness and obscurity of pretty much everything, and to discover through them the psychic forces, which operate whether in combination or opposition, to produce money. This accomplished by investigation will terminate as it will reach the point where the problem of the thing being interpreted meets broader problems, such as where I left my keys and why my wife left me, the solution of which must be attempted through other material, available in the other competitively priced books that I, Dr Frood, will write when I have a spare five minutes. Hands up which of you whack-jobs subconsciously wants to shag their mums?”

Dr Simon Schlomo Frood matriculated at the Online University of Life.  He holds doctorates in ‘Life Studies’ and ‘Holistic Nutrition’.  He likes Thai food, hot baths and walks after a shower of rain. He dislikes anchovies, anal retentives and people who are more intelligent than him.

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About The Actual Author

Critics have described Dr Frood’s blog as marking a nadir even by the standards of the internet.

The actual author is best described as a series of character flaws in want of a personality. His friends and family call him supercilious, but he doesn’t take them seriously. He divides his free time between playing the guitar, thinking about food and failing to do a convincing Christopher Walken impersonation. When he has a spare five minutes he writes. When he really, really tries he can remember the meaning of the word ‘nadir’.

He created the Dr Frood persona partly to remind himself that it isn’t all about him (it is) but mainly because he needed a blog name but didn’t fancy putting much effort into the task.

He also likes Thai food, but doesn’t have any particular feelings about the anally retentive.

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2 thoughts on “On The Interpretation Of Stuff And That

  1. I subconsciously want to shag my unconscious and then boast to my friends about it when they’re unconscious. Is this wrong?

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