Typical caption competitions feature a picture and an invitation to provide a caption.
Instead of that, here’s the caption:
“No sir,” he said, “it was like that when I got here.”
You provide the picture, and post the link in the comments below.
This could be turned into a fun game for all the family, perhaps around the Christmas holidays, when even people who don’t do Christmas find themselves under pressure to eat too much food and sit around too bloated and fatigued to do anything more challenging than play games that lead to massive family feuds that cause unnecessary bloodshed and holding of grudges for years to come.
Or you could supply your own caption, and I could think about finding a picture and posting it but then don’t because I’m far too lazy.