Audiobooks. Like reading, but you can play videogames at the same time.
I swiped an idea for a fun game from here – creating your own soundtrack to the film of the book in your head.
But that’s too labour-intensive, so instead, the object here is to find the perfect actor’s voice to narrate the book and save yourself the effort of having to read the damn thing.
To get you started, here are some examples:
One of the million-strong Bronte sisters’ classic novels, this intense love/revenge story is one of the cornerstones of English literature. Obviously the audiobook would be read by Sylvester Stallone. I for one would love to hear his take on the thick Yorkshire accent of that old servant Joe chap.
Fifty Shades of Grey
Dignified, elegant Kristen Scott-Thomas has an accent most Americans would consider to be quintessentially British. Mellifluous if slightly stuck-up with a wry undertone like she’s none-too-subtly taking the piss out of you and yours.
Basically, I just want to hear her say:
“I don’t make love … I fuck … hard.”
À La Recherche du Temps Perdu
AKA A Remembrance of Things Past. One of the most respected* novels of the twentieth century, all seven (SEVEN?!) volumes of Marcel Proust’s magnum-sized opus are impenetrably dense. Flashbacks, motifs, separation anxiety, homosexuality, getting jiggy in front of a portrait of daddy and more themes than you could possibly want or need. And who could forget the involuntary memories?
There can be only one voice to sustain you through all that.
*To quote Evelyn Waugh “I am reading Proust for the first time…and am surprised to find him a mental defective”